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Boobas + Croodile [11 Jan 2007|08:02pm]

ritergirl
[ mood | distressed ]

puddlejumper says:
yesz
So indecisive, so adamant says:
yesz.. its that like totally yes?
puddlejumper says:
it's a yes with long nails?
So indecisive, so adamant says:
Come behind the scenes and meet our huge Nile Boobas pair. Help the Keeper with their daily mouth check, and feed them a Boobas snack. You will also meet our Croodile family and see our beautiful baby Boobas up close.

puddlejumper says:
....
So indecisive, so adamant says:
aahahhahahahaa
So indecisive, so adamant says:
Meet our Croodile family and with their Keeper help hide their breakfast treats. You’ll help release them and can watch their foraging antics.

..So indecisive, so adamant says:
one day
So indecisive, so adamant says:
someone will draw a croodile
So indecisive, so adamant says:
and we will see what they look like

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Dogboard [02 Jan 2007|11:02am]

ritergirl
[ mood | amused ]

Jade says:
oi oi
Jade says:
ddid you look at tht site?
puddlejumper says:
are you typing around a dog again?
Jade says:
might be
Jade says:
hahaha

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[30 Nov 2006|11:00am]

sylvertongue
On the 23rd of October:

pinniped says: no noes it has to write two assingments tonight and study enrichment
pinniped says: it enriches things1!
puddlejumper says: it does!
puddlejumper says: i am enriched!
puddlejumper says: by badges!
puddlejumper says: ahaha do you know what is funny
puddlejumper says: i really was enriched
puddlejumper says: as a child
puddlejumper says: i did a thing called the enrichment program.
puddlejumper says:i got to build stuff.
puddlejumper says: once i built a unicorn
puddlejumper says: out of boxes
pinniped says: for what?
puddlejumper says: what do you mean for what
pinniped says: you are enriched by badges?
puddlejumper says: it was a *box unicorn*.
puddlejumper says: what other purpose could it have
puddlejumper says: apart from the glory of its own existence?
pinniped says: did you enjoy being enriched?
pinniped says: when you get new furniture in the house, this is human environmental enrichment and is a very important thing.
puddlejumper says: ahahhahaaaahahahahhaha
puddlejumper says: dude, i gotta say that your line of work seems to be fucking you up
pinniped says: adding an extension to the house, is adding to territory and may make a male more defensive
puddlejumper says: you are going to spout weird, weird things all of your life
puddlejumper says: ahahahhaaaaa
pinniped says: why?
puddlejumper says: it's really kind of hilarious
pinniped says: what is?
pinniped says: im confused
puddlejumper says: you! enriching people!
pinniped says: i am gonna enrich you so good at christmas
pinniped says: in fact
pinniped says: everyone will regret christmas!
puddlejumper says: I ALREADY REGRET CHRISTMAS.
pinniped says: i will enrich you all like zoo animals
pinniped says: mwhahauahuaha


puddlejumper says: hmm
pinniped says: i think
pinniped says: snoring!
pinniped says: stupid coconuts!!
puddlejumper says: ...
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[30 Nov 2006|10:57am]

sylvertongue
On the 3rd of November:

pinniped says: you get a day off on tuesday dont you?
puddlejumper says: yeah
pinniped says: bumface
pinniped says: oh wait
pinniped says: i do too
puddlejumper says: AHAHAH
pinniped says: thats ok
pinniped says: HAHA
pinniped says: OOPS
puddlejumper says: also i have a day off on monday
pinniped says: oh
pinniped says: well i have wednseday off
puddlejumper says: so no one's a bumface?
pinniped says: no, it appears not
puddlejumper says: excellent.
pinniped says: lucky we sorted that out!


pinniped says: damnitdamnitmndaitsfkgfdkjh
puddlejumper says: dammit what
puddlejumper says: is it days to christmas again
pinniped says: fiizz
pinniped says: what does moose want?
puddlejumper says: what are dammiting about?
pinniped says: oh
puddlejumper says: i am in suspense now
pinniped says: i forget
puddlejumper says: : |
puddlejumper says: WTF MAN
pinniped says: I FORGOT
puddlejumper says: YOU KEYBOARD MASHED.
puddlejumper says: FOR NO REASON?!>?
pinniped says: as far as i can tell
pinniped says: unless there was a reason before i forgot there was one
puddlejumper says: UM.
pinniped says: which appears to be the case
puddlejumper says: ....
pinniped says: hello
puddlejumper says: ...hi.


pinniped says: ohdear
pinniped says: oh deer!
pinniped says: DEER
pinniped says: JJAMEs
pinniped says: ICE CREAM
pinniped says: its all relative
puddlejumper says: WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING
pinniped says: i have a head injury
pinniped says: leave me alone
pinniped says: anyways
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[29 Nov 2006|11:16am]

ritergirl
[ mood | cheerful ]

puddlejumper says:
hand me my lolly.
Jade says:
i havent got your damn loly
puddlejumper says:
why not.
Jade says:
i gave it to the bees
puddlejumper says:
!!!
Jade says:
which got eaten by a juvenile boobas
Jade says:
and it all went pear shaped after that
puddlejumper says:
ahahhaha
puddlejumper says:
do you ever wonder how "pear shaped" got to be a bad thing?
Jade says:
hmmm
Jade says:
thats a good point
Jade says:
maybe google knows
puddlejumper says:
maybe it does
puddlejumper says:
google knows many things
Jade says:
:D
Jade says:
GOOGLE KNOWS ALL!
Jade says:
its like the eye of sauramon!

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[15 Nov 2006|01:28pm]

sylvertongue
Jade says: boobus
Jade says: moosae?
puddlejumper says: boooobas
Jade says: boobas!
Jade says: hello
puddlejumper says: hello
Jade says: must go
puddlejumper says: um.
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[11 Nov 2006|09:10pm]

ritergirl
For the love of god, keep the plover dry!
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[10 Sep 2006|09:42pm]

sylvertongue
There is a crocodile infestation in my phone.
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[30 Aug 2006|02:38pm]

sylvertongue
puddlejumper says: THERE IS NO HOPE FOR A MAN WHO CAN'T APPRECIATE BUMFACK OCLOCK.
My hips don't lie says: SKFJKLJGLSKFJ
My hips don't lie says: LOOOOOLS
My hips don't lie says: AHHH!
My hips don't lie says: HAHAHAAAAAAAA
puddlejumper says: um.
puddlejumper says: *hides(*
puddlejumper says: BEST TYPO EVER
My hips don't lie says: WAAGAGAHAHAHA
My hips don't lie says: KLJFSLKSJF
My hips don't lie says: LOL!!111
puddlejumper says: BREATHE, MEAN.
My hips don't lie says: BUMFACK
puddlejumper says: MAN.
puddlejumper says: AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
puddlejumper says: HELP ME I CAN'T TYPE
My hips don't lie says: ROOOOOFL



puddlejumper says: ARE YOU THERE
puddlejumper says: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My hips don't lie says: HE TOTALLY READS OUR SLASH
puddlejumper says: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
puddlejumper says: HE IS MY GAY HERO
puddlejumper says: FOR REAL NOW
My hips don't lie says: OMG
My hips don't lie says: DARRRRRRRRRRRRRREN
My hips don't lie says: I WANNA SEE HIM AGAIN
puddlejumper says: RIGHT NOW
puddlejumper says: DARREN
My hips don't lie says: SLDKKGLG:LKSSLE
puddlejumper says: THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING THING SINCE "WE LOVE EACH OTHER REALLY"!
My hips don't lie says: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
puddlejumper says: IN FACT IT IS MORE EXCITING
puddlejumper says: BECAUSE TOM FELTON IS NOT MY BIG GAY HERO
puddlejumper says: ahaha are you going to post too?
puddlejumper says: there will be three posts in a row
puddlejumper says: WHERE DID YOU GO
puddlejumper says: I AM NOT FINISHED SQUEALING
puddlejumper says: >:|
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[13 Aug 2006|09:59pm]

ritergirl
[ mood | apathetic ]

cher says:
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHA
My hips don't lie says:
my toenails need clipping
cher says:
.........................
cher says:
MINE TOO MAN
My hips don't lie says:
...
My hips don't lie says:
no. way.
cher says:
IT IS EVEN ON MY TODO LIST
My hips don't lie says:
LOL
LOL

cher just sent you a Nudge!

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[09 Aug 2006|04:08pm]

sylvertongue
puddlejumper says: PEED ON BY A TORTISE.
My hips don't lie says: wow I have no idea whats going on
My hips don't lie says: I dont think i can open two windows
puddlejumper says: ??
My hips don't lie says: im on the stupid kiosk thing at reception
puddlejumper says: Oh.
puddlejumper says: I had a moment of horror that you were not you.
puddlejumper says: And I just yelled "PEED ON BY A TORTISE" to a total stranger.
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[25 Jul 2006|06:12pm]

sylvertongue
My hips don't lie says: me and koti would win most like owner
My hips don't lie says: touch our butts! we will save the world with them!
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[14 Jul 2006|12:39pm]

sylvertongue
sylvertongue's phone: *rings*
sylvertongue: 'lo?
ritergirl: OMG HELP! I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A GIRL!
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[10 Jun 2006|04:02pm]

ritergirl
[ mood | amused ]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about James!

  1. You share your birthday with James!
  2. James is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.
  3. James is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  4. James will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
  5. Baskin Robbins once made James flavoured ice cream.
  6. Women shoplift four times more frequently than James.
  7. James can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
  8. Four-fifths of the surface of James is covered in water.
  9. The fingerprints of James are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  10. James is the sacred animal of Thailand.
I am interested in - do tell me about


Can I say..
WTF THERES AN ICECREAM ONE! I AM SCARED. My favourite is the most sacred animal in thiland one.
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[08 Jun 2006|10:04am]

sylvertongue
Diablo says: so take that like a monkey with a cucumber!
puddlejumper says: ...
puddlejumper says: the pig accidently hit a monkey in the head with a cucumber last week.
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Planet Bob [06 Jun 2006|10:07am]

ritergirl
[ mood | chipper ]

Planet Bob.Collapse )

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[27 May 2006|05:21pm]

sylvertongue
Live action post: ritergirl is at the supermarket, buying dog treats on command of the new rat.

Ratwhipped.
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MSN 27/4/06 [19 May 2006|02:04pm]

sylvertongue
Death by chair is rare.Collapse )
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MSN 26/4/06 [18 May 2006|04:07pm]

sylvertongue
Jade says: that
puddlejumper says: it
Jade says: *sneeze*
puddlejumper says: is it poor
Jade says: yes
Jade says: *quiet rar*
puddlejumper says: oh no!
puddlejumper says: *soup*
Jade says: *soup*
puddlejumper says: ...i kind of love that soup can be a verb


Jade says: james thinks i need to have a massive piss up to kill the bug
puddlejumper says: james is full of it
Jade says: he is epic
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MSN 28/4/06 [18 May 2006|02:34pm]

sylvertongue
Snake day!Collapse )
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